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Obtuse Mongoose

Neon Loch Ness Monster T-Shirt | Retro Cryptid Tee

Neon Loch Ness Monster T-Shirt | Retro Cryptid Tee

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Unleash the mystery of the deep with this Neon Loch Ness Monster T-Shirt from Obtuse Mongoose. Designed in our signature retro-synthwave style, this vibrant cryptid tee blends glowing blues, magentas, and teals to create a bold statement piece that’s both eerie and electric. Perfect for lovers of mythology, sci-fi aesthetics, and 80s vaporwave vibes. The Neon Loch Ness Monster T-Shirt is printed on premium cotton for comfort and durability—because legends never fade.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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